I was standing outside the doors to a school building with my friend, taking a cigarette and shooting the shit. We started talking about our favorite female body parts, and my friend was talking about how much he loved a nice set of breasts. I agreed, but I said, "Nah dude, it's all about the ass and legs. You gotta have legs. You're absolutely nothing without legs."
Right as I'm saying the last two sentences, the doors next to me slowly whir open and a handicapped person in a wheelchair rolls right by.
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